oh my god, why didn’t you buy it??? wasting opportunities here, i see.

jazzfordshire:

thepunchdrunkpoet:

thepunchdrunkpoet:

jazzfordshire:

….I’m considering going back and buying it and my gf is enabling me lmfao I’M WEAK and it’s funny to have a McGrath bottle opener

It’s the only way to open this beer, babe, you gotta get one

Or, on a totally unrelated note, this one

LMFAO UPDATE: I BOUGHT IT

Side note: it’s almost as big as my gf’s hand so CLEARLY it’s made for Katie and her giant gay hands