my attention span as a 10 year old: *reads the Lord of the Rings trilogy in like two sittings*
my attention span now: *checks internet every 10 minutes during important task, opens new tab of same site I’m already browsing and got tired of*
Позначка: adulting
I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.
Then I spend time with teenagers.
And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.
Spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I’ll keep doing it till someone yells at me”
and the other 4% is crying
what if instead of writing a cover letter i just attached an mp3 of abba’s ‘take a chance on me’
being an adult is just running around getting one thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done so you can get another thing done and also eating whatever you want but feeling really guilty about it
exchanging grammatically correct emails with adults is the most uncomfortable form of human interaction in existence
I’m pretty sure being an adult is just doing the things that need to be done, often while muttering, “I don’t wanna“ over and over under my breath.
buzzfeed: By Loryn Brantz
“im getting old” starter pack
- “this is way too sweet”
- “they’re remaking that movie already????”
- “my back hurts”
- “wait, people get mad about that now?”
- “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
- “hold on let me check my calendar first”
- **turns on the radio** [groans]
How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday
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