thuggums:

kingjaffejoffer:

• “this is way too sweet”
• “they’re remaking that movie already????”
• “my back hurts”
• “wait, people get mad about that now?”
• “I can’t eat that, its gone fuck my stomach up”
• “hold on let me check my calendar first”
• **turns on the radio** [groans]

How dare you EXPOSE me at 5:18 am on this good Monday