runawaymarbles:

runawaymarbles:

– In one of her FOIA’d emails, she refers to Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich as “mittens” and “grinch” 

– in another, she asked an aide to remind her to bring more teacups from home

– and also please tell her what time parks and rec is on. 

– She calls some of her most loyal supporters her “sisterhood of the traveling pantsuits” 

– She nicknamed her secret service van the Scooby Van 

everyone’s like “oh she’s a robot” no she’s a GIANT DORK please vote for Madame Dork in Chief 2016 

Parks and rec

Tea cups

Mittens and Grinch

Traveling pantsuits

Scooby van

ACCORDING TO WIKILEAKS SHE ALSO SENT AN “OUT OF OFFICE” REPLY TO ONE OF HER ADVISERS THAT SAID, AND I QUOTE:

Sorry, but your message cannot go through this female-only channel which is required to operate in perpetuity in a vain attempt to balance the gender scales. Try again in the next millennium. Thank you for your understanding.