venomousperfume:

lukas-langs:

leggyboyjohnson:

transmedicalismkills:

istudypirates:

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

My favourite is explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

It’s called connotations.

Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, Father, I have sinned”

“Sorry, Daddy, I’ve been naughty”

great news! Language is now banned

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southernsupergirl: The most under-appreciated scene of the series has to be the scene where Kara and Lucy rescue J’onn and Alex from being taken to Cadmus (season 1 episode 17 – Manhunter). Like check it: Kara and Lucy are decked in all black, wearing body armor (well, only Lucy since Kara is invunerable and all), […]

frustratedoctor: writer-of-the-dragons: cannibalswelcome: tygerflower: mypocketshurt90: intelligencehavingfun: Hatstalls, from JKR via Pottermore Okay but the Hat was just like, “Sure kid whatever” when Harry requested against Slytherin.  What kind of conversation was this? NO NEVILLE I CAN’T DO THAT YOU HAVE THE HEART OF A LION THE WIZARD OF OZ WILL GIVE YOU COURAGE NEVILLE HAKUNA […]